Time Line

1978-
I was born in a small town in Lodi, Ca

1980-
My brother Jason slippes off a cliff and drowned

1982-
My parents bought their first VCR which cost a little over 400$ and was the size of a micowave.

1988-
My mom bought me my first LP which was Beastie Boys "License to Ill" Great albulm i still like some the songs on it

1996-
Graduated from high school

1997- Inrolled in jionor college

2000-
Was rewared a scholarship at NMNU

2003-
Married my beatful wife

2004-
Took two years off from school to support me and my wife

2006-
enrolled back in college

2007-
Here at home writing this sentence

Assignment #5- "Nothing But the Facts..."

I can still remember my worst date that i ever had. I didn't know many people here because i transferred from a college in California. I was bored one night so i decided to go to a club. I have a slow to warm up personality so i thought if i drank a lot of beer i could be more friendly. After an hour of pounding beers i met a girl who asked me to dance. We got along so i ask her if she wanted to get out of here. We talked for a while then we decided to go get some food. I was feeling good from the beer but i was worried that my buzz would leave so i kept on ordering more drinks.

After we ate we ended up at other club. By now i felt great me and Kim were having a blast. We were sitting at a table and all of a sudden i good feel the foam from the beer creeping up by throat. I went to the restroom and puked all over the floor missing the toilet. I rinsed my mouth out and chewed some gum hoping that would mask by breath. Kim had no idea what just happen. Like an idiot i kept on drinking. After an hour or so the room was spinning. I had to seat down for a while, so i went to the corner of the bar and sat at a table with my head down. My body felt like it was 400 pounds. Kim was giving me the evil eye, so i thought i took shake my state of mind by trying to dance. As me and Kim were getting down on the dance floor some drunk girl puke all over my outfit. I went to the bathroom and wiped most of it up. After that episode i was in an anger mood. I got in to an argument with Kim and she left. I walked out of the bar to see where Kim was but she left. She was my car so i had to walk home. After that night i didn't see Kim again.

Photo Diary: Assignment #4

advice

Here is a list of all my favorite advice that i got so far in life!

From my Dad:
"When in college do not run a train"
"Eat some cheese before drinking alot of booze"
"There is a lot of money in dumpster diving"
"Life is tough"

From my mom:
"Try not to spent all your money"
"Make sure to always look to your right when crossing the street"

From my uncle Ray:
"Girls are evil"
"Leave home and never look back"

open Letter

I spend 32 hours a week with you. Your breath smells like a rat has died in your mouth. You are not ashamed of your breath you even admit that your breath is bad due to rotten teeth. Why don't you get your teeth fixed or at least pulled? When you talked to me you get as close as possible I don't pay any attention to you. I can't unless you give me a gas mask so I won't pass out. You dress like a burned out 80's rocker, half the time your clothes smell of mold and cigarettes. Please due us all a favor and brush your teeth or at least chew some gum.

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With all your bad hygiene you are not that bad of a person, unless you open your mouth. You only talk about your self or how good you are at something. Reality check you are not that special and please keep your thoughts to your self.

P.S. I hope you get that job you applied for and don’t forget a breath mint

quotes

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965) http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/humor/


I like this quote because i can relate to it. People get mad at me when i use humor to deal with a serious situation. People don't understand that just because it humor does not mean its not serious.


The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

I like to spend my free time downloading music and playing video games. People are always saying that I’m wasting my time but as long as I'm enjoying my time I feel it’s not wasted time.

lasers

testing 2

testing 1

this weekend my goal is to wash my car and clean in the inside